a freshman tool thought it would be funny to run through my dorm while we were all watching tv and throw Mermaid Michael Phelps on my bed
“that’s no place for this majestic creature” i thought to myself
so now hes in an environment much more suited for him…which would be our bathroom
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HAHAHHAHFJJKFDFD WHO JUST HAS THIS
THIS IS IN MY BATHROOM HELP ME also i feel that i should say that we know this ‘freshman tool’ and he is a friend of...